We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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