i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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