i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
whose ass print is on the piano?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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