I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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