Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dignity is for republicans.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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