btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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