North Korea, Best Korea!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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