guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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