did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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