and she was petting her beer can
i dont even know how to be here
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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