it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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