Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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