I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
