The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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