My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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