Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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