Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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