Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm just crazy horny about you
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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