420 ftw
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
