She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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