And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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