I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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