I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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