He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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