:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
