Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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