sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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