I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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