hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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