I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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