think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ruined the universe
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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