I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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