I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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