He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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