I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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