I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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