I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
