dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
