I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You did what with his pubic hair?
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