Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
