actually, I'm a sock model
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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