But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
