There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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