I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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