Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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