I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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