I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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