My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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