I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
where does the pee come out of this thing
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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