We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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